Are You Going to Go See Magic Mike This Weekend?

This lovely monstrosity right here, will you be partaking in spending your (or someone else's) hard earned cash to go see yet another canned plot with cliche characters? Oh, the abs, the buns! Please...

Call me a feminatzi, but I felt slightly uncomfortable at the fact that WB approached our pole studio with free passes to the premier. Stripping =/ Pole, and vice versa, so how is it that this happened? How does this continue to happen, even after all the hearfelt affirmations of pole athletes and pole studio owners across the globe, swearing that Pole is an art form, a sport.

This happens because sex sells, and we simply can't fathom the self respect, nor the sacrifice to our bottom lines, to break this unhealthy, degrading habit.

Perhaps I'm being too sensitive. Afterall, the target audience for this movie are two major groups: sniveling boys that are lost in their fantasy worlds created out of years of online porn, and simplistic sitcoms; as well as overexcited incubator women who grew up on "Sex and the City", and Cosmopolitan Magazine. It's all in good fun, right?

Panem et circenses.